Okay, okay, I know that the title of this post LOOKS bad, but read on. You’ll understand. xD
You Might Learn Something
Learning… WHO WANTS TO LEARN ANYTHING ANY MORE?!?! I mean, why learn about pride and prejudice and sense and sensibility from Jane Austen? Why do you want to even think (because thinking is VERY VERY bad) about, well, anything!?!?
You Might Become More Creative
THIS IS A TRAGEDY. Creativity.. I don’t get it. Who in the world would want to become more creative? The imagination has to go. We need a blander, less exciting world. Enough said.
This is the biggest reason I have to present against reading. You might actually enjoy it. And who wants to enjoy a good book? I mean, laughing and crying with the characters, getting lost in wonderful, fantastical worlds and having your family ask what’s wrong with you during certain parts (it happens, guys)…. HOW TRAGIC. DEFINITELY DO NOT DO IT. NO READING!!!
So… What did you think of my reasons? Obviously, this post was pure sarcasm. xD I LOVE READING. But honestly, can you think of ANY reasons as to why people should NOT read books? And why should people be encouraged to read books? What benefits do people get from having a love of reading? Are there any problems with loving to read (crying in bed over a character’s death maybe…)? Let’s chat, everyone!